True East M/C

This "Ace Maker" t-shirt features an artistic skull and cards graphic and contrast stitching in bright blue on the shoulders and around the back neckline.

The shirt is also great for absorbing blood as it hemorrhages out of the wearer's body. Makes a perfect gift for troublesome neighbors, pesky enemies or the smug living off their parent's trust fund.

I wonder what the hell the "designers" over at Lucky Brand were thinking when they introduced this not so hot new t-shirt design. I can only imagine they were hoping to thin out the herds of clueless hipsters.

Head in hands....