True East M/C

Took the ride out to Ryzart's on Sunday morning...and although Im always shocked with the shear handsomeness of this fine young talented painter from the Polish slums of New Jersey...When he swung back the door to his private shop nestled neatly on a dimly lit counter, beside a Suicidal Tendencies CD and 40,ooo Dollars in un registered Swiss Deutch Marks, was the most amazing thing I have ever laid eyes on....No it wasnt Allysa Milano in crotchless panties hiding 2 fingers in her No-No spot...It was a pristine and glassy 70's Paugcho tank, layered with striping and flames that look as if they jumped from the devils tongue. Ryzart is just one of those painters that knocks it out of the box everytime...because he doesnt paint inside the box....Flaked Panels, and all the overly exhausted 70's theme boat hoopla...No not this man. Sure he can stencil some bubbles and fish scales should you ask him to do so but really there are plenty of other painters that would love to take your money and give you back the same old BS line em up and knock em down paint job....and those other guys will be eating Top Ramen out of an empty Folgers can in a few months once the fad wears off and Flake is the new 300 rear tire joke.
Hats off to you Ryzart...Keep doin what ya doin, cause it works! Dirty Jeerz keeps it gully!